Dealbreaker
May 7, 2009Text Messes from around the world
May 6, 2009From The Moscow Times:
We may never know the degree of sorrow felt by a young Novosibirsk woman over the traffic cop she struck and killed with her car while driving drunk. But a senior traffic safety official said the “cynicism” of the suspect is exemplified by the text message – complete with emoticon – she sent her boyfriend after killing the officer:
“Honey, I killed a cop. I’m sorry 😦 What should I do?”
Adjectives Mitigate?
May 6, 2009Background: I went on an online date with this guy ONCE. He sends this two days later:
“Hey pretty, i want to be inside your pretty thighs”
Incestext
May 5, 2009
Parents just don’t Texterstand
May 4, 2009Text from my Dad: “Is this a text message. call when u get this”
Second text from my Dad: “Wait no! text when u get it i don’t know if I can receive love dad”
Identity Mistext
May 3, 2009
Sext-T-D.
May 2, 2009
Doggone Drunk
May 2, 2009
The Great American Text.
May 2, 2009Background: I met this guy kind of randomly, gave him my number. He contacts me about a week later. The text I sent him before this one basically just said to call me next time he was in town. His response literally spans 4 different text messages.
Hey princess! I live in el cerrito and las Vegas. i manage circus performers that why im in Vegas like twice a week and i manage a import/export metal trading business. its called sims global trade corporation. fortune 500 here in the east bay. I buy scrap metal for my company to process and sale to all car companies and everyone else in the world to melt and recycle the metal. i got injured when i was with the new york mets two years ago so now im back. Your so beautiful.
SNAP UR HANDS SAY:
April 28, 2009
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