Archive for March, 2009

IT’S ALL IN THE SUBTEXT.

March 29, 2009

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TENSE TEXT.

March 29, 2009

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HE REMEMBERED TO TEXT!

March 26, 2009

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AN OFFER U CAN’T REFUSE

March 25, 2009

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TEXTUAL SUGGESTION

March 25, 2009

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U DON’T LIKE ME?

March 25, 2009

u are a fucking bitch and i hope you go straight to hell

NO TEXTS FOR OLD MEN.

March 25, 2009

The scene: There was this dude I had met during “senior week.” Not everyone is familiar with this concept, but for peeps in Maryland it’s about graduating high school and then going to the beach and getting really drunk. There are always douchebags who go to the senior week festivities who have already enjoyed their time in the sun [older kids]. I met this one older dude at senior week who was pretty much a tool, but after the week ended, he was intent on having some sort of text-messaging relationship with me.

Text From An Older Man: “Do you like me yes or no?”

TEXTRIUMVIRATE

March 22, 2009

1) i know that you hate conflict but you can at least tell me if you like somebody else. i get that no one likes me, not a difficult concept.

2) oh god don’t respond. fuck don’t bring it up. shoot me first. i hope you die love kat.

3) i’m drunk. this never happened.

WHEN A TEXT FALLS IN A FOREST AND NO ONE IS THERE TO READ IT…

March 20, 2009

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March 20, 2009

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