NO TEXTS FOR OLD MEN.

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The scene: There was this dude I had met during “senior week.” Not everyone is familiar with this concept, but for peeps in Maryland it’s about graduating high school and then going to the beach and getting really drunk. There are always douchebags who go to the senior week festivities who have already enjoyed their time in the sun [older kids]. I met this one older dude at senior week who was pretty much a tool, but after the week ended, he was intent on having some sort of text-messaging relationship with me.

Text From An Older Man: “Do you like me yes or no?”

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