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Sext-T-D.

May 2, 2009

3

The Great American Text.

May 2, 2009

Background: I met this guy kind of randomly, gave him my number. He contacts me about a week later. The text I sent him before this one basically just said to call me next time he was in town. His response literally spans 4 different text messages.

Hey princess! I live in el cerrito and las Vegas. i manage circus performers that why im in Vegas like twice a week and i manage a import/export metal trading business. its called sims global trade corporation. fortune 500 here in the east bay. I buy scrap metal for my company to process and sale to all car companies and everyone else in the world to melt and recycle the metal. i got injured when i was with the new york mets two years ago so now im back. Your so beautiful.

TEXTING TO GODOT: PART DEUX

April 9, 2009

15

TEXTING TO GODOT

April 8, 2009

12

NON SEQUITEXT.

April 6, 2009

1

IT’S ALL IN THE SUBTEXT.

March 29, 2009

5

TENSE TEXT.

March 29, 2009

text1

U DON’T LIKE ME?

March 25, 2009

u are a fucking bitch and i hope you go straight to hell

IT’S ALL IN THE SUBTEXT

March 20, 2009

well Fuck u are a fuck