Archive for the ‘Wha?’ Category

Dealbreaker

May 7, 2009

21

Adjectives Mitigate?

May 6, 2009

Background: I went on an online date with this guy ONCE. He sends this two days later:

“Hey pretty, i want to be inside your pretty thighs”

Incestext

May 5, 2009

2

SNAP UR HANDS SAY:

April 28, 2009

16

TEXTING TO GODOT: PART DEUX

April 9, 2009

15

TEXTING TO GODOT

April 8, 2009

12

HE REMEMBERED TO TEXT!

March 26, 2009

4

NO TEXTS FOR OLD MEN.

March 25, 2009

The scene: There was this dude I had met during “senior week.” Not everyone is familiar with this concept, but for peeps in Maryland it’s about graduating high school and then going to the beach and getting really drunk. There are always douchebags who go to the senior week festivities who have already enjoyed their time in the sun [older kids]. I met this one older dude at senior week who was pretty much a tool, but after the week ended, he was intent on having some sort of text-messaging relationship with me.

Text From An Older Man: “Do you like me yes or no?”

TEXTRIUMVIRATE

March 22, 2009

1) i know that you hate conflict but you can at least tell me if you like somebody else. i get that no one likes me, not a difficult concept.

2) oh god don’t respond. fuck don’t bring it up. shoot me first. i hope you die love kat.

3) i’m drunk. this never happened.